Tanstaafl Captions!

Justin Trudeau trying out his stand-up routine. Evidently it's not going as planned, as jokes about being Mick Jagger's son are making the audience uncomfortable.

 Justin Trudeau shares a moment with a supporter at a Greek parade. [old shaky woman voice] "Oh Justin, you're going to allow my adopted homeland to become just like my actual homeland. Yay, economic deeprrresssion!"

The look of the bride is sheer fear. What Illuminati secrets is he whispering into her ear? Or is his finger in the crevice of her buttocks?

After crashing the wedding, Justin sneaks-a-peak at the honeymoon.

Justin Trudeau in what can only be Halifax. (I kid, I kid.)